Sunday, February 14, 2010

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Valentine's Day is a stupid holiday, everybody knows that. But for some reason this year I want to take off my shoe and throw it through the tv whenever I see two adults on a commercial acting like...all lovey and stuff. I refrain from swearing at them for the sake of my children's innocent ears. Don't mistake my hostility for jealousy, it's more I feel like its a big farce.

Valentine's Day....... you can suck it.

I want a day that's the opposite of Valentine's Day. We'll call it....Eviltine's Day. On this day you get to send a card to the person you hate most. Tell them why you hate them. Actually, send lots of little folded-up cutesy cards......to everyone who pisses you off. Make those little candy hearts say things like "You're an idiot" and "f-you" and "dirtbag". Decorate your house in black and throw darts at a big scroll of marriage vows. Take all your plates to the basement and throw them against the wall, one by one. Ahhh yes.....................Eviltine's Day. I like it!

Why does this sound so much better, more fun to me than a day to spread the love? After all my love love love posts, what do I feel? I feel like........

Love.......... you can suck it too.
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(Big smile after writing this post. Happy Valentine's Day!)

14 comments:

JoAnn said...

YES! YES! YES!
I ALREADY HAVE TWO HATE CARDS WRITTEN OUT. TELL ME WHEN I CAN SEND THEM!!!
THANK YOU. THIS MADE ME LAUGH LIKE HELL.

xianfern said...

I LOVE this post!! And I think that you have a great idea here!!

Anonymous said...

I'm with Joanne, this post made me laugh like hell as well. Hey, why limit it to one day a year, I'd love to keep a stash in my glove compartment and leave them on the windsheilds of idiots tho take up two spots in the parking lot at work.
(It's been tough to find a spot this semester.)
Sheila

CINDY said...

I GOT A CARD LAST YEAR FROM EDDIE AND HE DIDNT EVEN SIGN IT SO THIS YEAR I SAID SCREW THAT HANDED HIM BACK THE CARD AND SAID SIGN IT LOL

Anonymous said...

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Robin said...

Hey "anonymous" you can suck it too!!! If you're gonna comment write your name!

Josh said...

Wow Robin. You are terrific. haha

Keith said...

Okay, not that I agree with it but let's freakin do it.

If Eviltine's Day is the opposite of Valentine's Day then instead of 2-14 it should be on 4-12 (that's 2-14 backwards brainiacs).
So I expect to get some hate mail from each of you jerk's on 4-12.

Have A Terrible Eviltine's Day...

ps. Let's not tell Hallmark because they will start marketing it and it will become to commercial.

Who's on board?

Robin said...

Keith- genius....I'm so in!

JoAnn said...

Oh hell yeah...I'm in. I already have one for Keith.

Kim said...

No, nope. I cannot do this.

Andrea Renee said...

How did I miss this post?! I love it!!!

Lucky Go Monkey said...

Yeah, go for it. Do it for more holidays / festivals. Too much commercialism and hypocrisy surrounding them.......

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