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Valentine's Day is a stupid holiday, everybody knows that. But for some reason this year I want to take off my shoe and throw it through the tv whenever I see two adults on a commercial acting like...all lovey and stuff. I refrain from swearing at them for the sake of my children's innocent ears. Don't mistake my hostility for jealousy, it's more I feel like its a big farce.

Valentine's Day....... you can suck it.

I want a day that's the opposite of Valentine's Day. We'll call it....Eviltine's Day. On this day you get to send a card to the person you hate most. Tell them why you hate them. Actually, send lots of little folded-up cutesy cards......to everyone who pisses you off. Make those little candy hearts say things like "You're an idiot" and "f-you" and "dirtbag". Decorate your house in black and throw darts at a big scroll of marriage vows. Take all your plates to the basement and throw them against the wall, one by one. Ahhh yes.....................Eviltine's Day. I like it!

Why does this sound so much better, more fun to me than a day to spread the love? After all my love love love posts, what do I feel? I feel like........

Love.......... you can suck it too.
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(Big smile after writing this post. Happy Valentine's Day!)